Sink-dodger alert!

By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
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intensitive 11

Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.

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LaLaJuice 0

@49 win!!!!!!!!! so this fml is ******* gross ....and even if he didn't wipe or get shit on his hand.....if he flushed all these little particles from his shit flew up in the air and therefore he would need to wash his hands ....that's how ppl get sick cuz nasty ppl like this don't like to wash their nasty ass hands after using the bathroom period...ppl like this really ******* disgust me...everyone needs to wash their ******* hands regularly no matter what!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheAbsentOne 0

Ugly "b1tch"? There's honestly no need for the "1" in place of a "I". FML obviously doesn't censor comments. You can type "Bitch" if you please. I'm surprised Snicks hasn't defended herself yet. I hope she does. :D

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WeStayCrunk24x7 0

snickerdoodles your constant BITCH-NESS is more annoying than the writing, get the f**** off of fml

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angelkissezxox 3

ok i used to think snicks comments were TERRIBLY annoying. as long as she isnt complaining or talking about grammar her comments arent that bad.

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yourlifesfucked 0

Today, I was fixing this guys computer at work. I had to take a dump, and it was a 'flawless victory'. I eagerly got back to work, only to have the asshole yell at me for not washing my hands. FML

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glen12 0

redbluegreen is snickers bitch honestly their like an old couple

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perdix 29

Hope this didn't happen on Clothing-Optional Friday.

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lettertjes 0

You probably really don't want to know what kinds of germs lived on your keyboard even before that happened. He just added some to your collection. Unless you clean your keyboard everyday. In that case it doesn't matter either, because you were going to clean it anyway.

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SeedlessMe 13

@62 actually some people do give 'two' ***** about grammer. The ability to be able to write a complete sentence and actually spell words correctly show people that you are somewhat intelligent and that your thoughts may be worth reading!

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lettertjes 0

I wish someone corrected my grammar/spelling mistakes, FML is one of the few places on the internet where I form English sentences and now I don't know it when I make a mistake.

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