Work: Sink-dodger alert!

Sink-dodger alert!

By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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Thursday 11 March 2010 9:07

Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.

lynsieloowho 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:10

that is why you always carry sanitizer

Comments

logieebearr 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:19

disenfecting wipes..buythem lol

aRm95 0

Friday 12 March 2010 1:22

dirt bomb !

aylaa89 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:51

I rarely ever comment on a FML but Snicks you're wrong "olfactic" is in fact a word meaning to smell. To the OP call his boss and make a complaint and you should have said something to him.

Official_Person 0

Friday 12 March 2010 4:26

Ignorance would've been bliss, in this situation.

exoticfuck 0

Friday 12 March 2010 5:01

wow.. snicker whatever the rest of your name is. sorry but you are really annoying. god . chill..

oped01 8

Friday 12 March 2010 5:57

I just read this crap sometimes for entertainment value but it never ceases to amaze me with everyones obsession with "******* Snickerdoodle" or grammer correction. You all are like a bunch of old bitches. Just shut the **** up and post something funny or at least pertinent to the topic. Please!!!

13__Loki__13 1

Friday 12 March 2010 6:08

He did it on purpose. IT people really don't care about fixing your computer even if it's their job to do so. Ya see doing that kind of work is the lowest level of IT. It's bitch work. Keep that in mind when you see him and smile. And be sure to clean that keyboard and mouse!