Work: Sink-dodger alert!

Sink-dodger alert!

By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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intensitive 11

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:07

Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.

lynsieloowho 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:10

that is why you always carry sanitizer

Comments

MiZiGe 4

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:08

Or, maybe, for a change - do not shit on your hands? I mean, that is what normal people do, right? Not shit/urinate on your hands. Why is it, that such a thing is so disgusting for you people? Because someone told you?? I wonder how many really bad things I would find in your fridges, or under your furniture, or beds...

Intellectualist 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:09

I feel like I want to die, just from reading that. People are disgusting.

gecko13 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:15

l don't care what she says, she's a cutie!

srl_fml 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:16

Get over it and clean your keyboard

bibblz 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:32

wow does ur ******* grammer really matter that much. NO so get a life and dott be like, oh u misbspelled a word, and u need a comma in ur sentence. cause nobody gives to *****

Ecnassianer 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:35

... He then started biting his nails, and posted that FML from yesterday.

Ecnassianer 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:40

^ This.

4ube_fml 6

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:50

Oh, come on ! Most people don't wash their hands after taking a dump. I don't, because.. well.. I'm CLEAN. I know how to wipe myself... (not washing your hands after peing when you're male is a big mistake, that I agree)

AlterEggo 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:55

YDI for not telling him off. I hope you called his supervisor.

mahoney83 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:56

I bet he was Indian not because he is an it guy but because he didn't wash his hands..

K0RRuPT 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 14:23

That's racist. I'm an Indian, and I seem to have better hygiene than most people here - Take a look at posts #29,#57,#66 for example. That's the same sort of retardness as saying every Muslim is a terrorist. @snickerdoodles, My grammar might be a bit off, mind correcting? ;p