Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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evnflr 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:51

Now that's a shitty situation.

mama2b3 20

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:53

First of all your husband sounds really immature. Second, over 40 kids!!? Holy crap!

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Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 13:02

I doubt you have 40 toilets in your home.. Hmm.. Funny, yet so, so immature.

KnucklesDeep 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 13:17

Did you not know this manchild's true nature before you married him?

ravenxcorvinus 9

Thursday 26 January 2012 13:24

that poor kid will never want a birthday party after this..

kate3101 15

Thursday 26 January 2012 14:11

Wow. That's unbelievably stupid. While there are people here suggesting retribution or saying that it's funny, what your husband did was 1)illegal 2)dangerous 3)cruel to your son Poisoning a group of 6 and 7 year old kids is not normal behaviour, or some kind of funny prank. It's massively dangerous and could cause genuine harm to the kids. Even as a prank on adults, it's not particularly funny, but on kids... sick.

theonlysweetpea 10

Thursday 26 January 2012 14:27

If he did this to a bunch of adults (goody goody's, suits, snobs [not geniuinely good people]) I'd laugh my ass off... but these are children. Pranks are cute until someone's body can't handle it. What about when OP's son gets his ass whooped at school for it or when those kids parents sue them (since it's illegal to give (certain) meds to people [knowingly

ShAdow7mcNugGet 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 14:38

Now that's something to remember

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 26 January 2012 14:44

OP's husband is why the ball pit at Chuck-e Cheese is a dangerous place for kids.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 26 January 2012 15:04

Did any crap their pants at your house?

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 26 January 2012 15:06

Your husband could get sued if the other parents find out. If he put too much inside, diarrhea can make young kids very ill.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 26 January 2012 15:09

And I suspect they will when every kid gets the *****. None may want to go to any of your sons b day parties anymore and could stop being his friend.

ohsnapitsdye 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 15:10

Wow... I'd be embarrassed to call him my husband.

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