Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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evnflr 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:51

Now that's a shitty situation.

mama2b3 20

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:53

First of all your husband sounds really immature. Second, over 40 kids!!? Holy crap!

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Amy78_fml 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:09

40 kids is a bit much for a birthday party. It would take an eternity to open that many gifts. Food tampering is never funny. Your husband is a dick.

marisadc79 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:11

Wow what an immature dad. He'd be cleaning up all the mess if it was me. Really awful thing to do and to a group of little kids.

hecseferblade 1

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:20

what a shitty party

kyyllee 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:23

looks like your going to brown town, for a good while!

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:36

Sounds like that party was the shit!! (no? Bad pun?.. Okay :c )

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:36

Sounds like that party was the shit!! (no? Bad pun?.. Okay :c )

Chad_the_Brony 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:54

I would've laughed at the situation. But I'm a very sadistic person.

jenssss 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:54

Definitely a shitty situation D:

knockoutmouse 8

Thursday 26 January 2012 13:00

OP, I strongly suggest that you encourage, or even demand that your husband seek professional counseling. Food adulteration and administering drugs without the recipient's knowledge is problematic enough on its own, but the fact that he did this en masse to a group of children should seriously call into question his decision-making abilities, if not his mental health. I'm not saying that as an insult, but as a genuine concern. It's possible that he could further endanger or seriously harm his own child(ren) with another "prank" like this.

thiscrazything 1

Thursday 26 January 2012 13:01

You married an asshole.

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