Kids: Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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Wise kid

By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 17:02

Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Lock him up!

By ffs - 15/10/2022 00:00

Today, my five-year-old son threatened to kill another kid at school. I told the teacher I would have a talk with my son about how that’s not okay. The teacher replied that I’d better call the cops in case he “follows through.” Did I mention the kid is five? FML

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Friday 29 March 2013 9:48

You cant blame it completely on the child. You being his parent are responsible for his development.

CareFace 16

Friday 29 March 2013 9:46

Kids these days grow up so fast...

Comments

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:02

Wtf! If that was my kid talking to me like that, I'd spank his ass so hard he would be a sperm in his dad's balls again!

fuckery16 13

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:30

well you're a horrible parent...

jamnglamgirlie 17

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:21

I wouldn't be surprised if he learned that either online or from the babysitter. Anyways, it's time to get the soap, Mom.

dyslexic_jd 10

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:55

Maybe get off your ass and do some parenting.

ronlov 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:11

you better beat there behinds

fuckery16 13

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:19

i really hope you're not a parent. hurting your kids will only make them hate you.

xs4u 13

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:53

slap the kid and as he is recovering u make it clear once and for once only that if he ever thinks of kicking again then he'll lose a limb. and the next time his voice rises above the allowed pitch u'll snap his vocal chords. u r either a parent in control or a retard raising future trash.

fuckery16 13

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:14

abusive parenting 101

iHearTBoX 3

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:07

give them a good old fashioned spanking and time out... im 21 and im glad my parents did it. trust me. they'll hate you now, but they'll appreciate it when they grow up to be decent people.