Animals: Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't...

By Anonymous - 28/02/2010 11:16 - Canada

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 21:03 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

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By rattness - 07/12/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML

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By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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JackDark 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:05

He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...

pandorasnymph 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:03

scary

Comments

jbloogle 10

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:13

that is sooo awesome

TJPMKJGJJ172448 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:13

How did a squrel get into your house?

ICantThinkOfANam_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:17

Oh.

thundercats29 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:23

I'm so jealous. I wish I had pet wall squirrels....

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:32

and yet u put ur story on a web site and havent called animal control?!?!?

tboudre 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:37

I hear voices, too.

Misguided_Ghost 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:46

wow; this isn't an FML.

amandansqueak 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:00

wow, I kinda thought the OP sounded crazy when I first read this. maybe that's just me.

TheMeatChoper123 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:02

At first, I thought you were crazy. Then I discovered the powero of squirels watching the movie UP!

trw1104 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:18

how did it get in your walls.

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