Intimacy: Kinda awkward

Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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No notice

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Cockblocked

By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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It's sus

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 21 September 2013 16:05

There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason. One very LITTLE reason.

sassypants93 17

Saturday 21 September 2013 16:04

Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..

Comments

iloveryan052710 8

Monday 23 September 2013 6:11

At least you were being safe

Cocoapelli 23

Monday 23 September 2013 18:10

Dark humor in people lecturing OP that she's stupid b/c they think a condom can't get lost in a woman. Doubly hilarious for guys who lecture. Don't worry OP - they're just the loud ones. FML > YDI

GingerNinja9000 7

Tuesday 24 September 2013 4:59

Usually I don't say this, but you're just retarded. I hope you combo the condoms with birth control for extra measure.

museerux01 10

Tuesday 24 September 2013 19:54

OMG What did they do to you in the ER?

Duceswild99 19

Wednesday 25 September 2013 20:15

I can't help but think of how many things went inside you by the end of that day.

Euphrates 10

Friday 27 September 2013 23:57

You my friend just got trolled by God

israelnotjacob 20

Sunday 29 September 2013 6:42

The fact that you not only had to tell your mom to go to the ER, but also thought it was just lost when it's obvious you could find it with your fingers, proves you are too young to be having sex. Clearly not even legal.

littlelovee 7

Tuesday 22 October 2013 4:04

The ER? Really? Honey, your vag only goes so deep. where'd you think you lost it? nowhere you couldn't find yourself. perhaps you shouldn't be sexually active if don't know your anatomy.