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Haircare protip

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

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Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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Outsider_77 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:56

were you bugging out?

braasilianx0 4

Friday 10 June 2011 2:18

lol stereotypical much? 4.8 gpa, going to medical school. try again.

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wriptidez 0

Friday 10 June 2011 7:53

yikes.. well i hope u wore sumscreen

Deroni76 5

Friday 10 June 2011 8:03

It looks like they *puts on sunglasses* were bugging you. YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

whyask 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 8:27

^amazing^

DeLpHe3zY 7

Friday 10 June 2011 8:30

Thats alright. Full of protein

iLikeWaffles155 5

Friday 10 June 2011 8:38

it's funny cuz that's the 69th comment

Cashaey14 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:46

Lmpao

accordman 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:51

jackass

EllaPlusBieber 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:54

WTF?

sexxxysydney 14

Friday 10 June 2011 8:57

Weirddd, I used to do this all the time and never had a problem with bugs.

BangBangz 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:19

Why'd you believe that?

geeksaresexy 18

Friday 10 June 2011 11:50

Believe what? That lemon juice lightens your hair? It does..

chanks93 0

Friday 10 June 2011 11:35

so....how does the hair look?

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