Good news!

By CaseyFpC85 - 11/09/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
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Britttx26 0

You got yourself a winnnner!:)

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hombrepollo 0

I don't wanna break it to u, but ur not the father...... It's chipotle

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PunkSk8ter 0

Are you a guy or girl ....

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Levvy 22

You might want to consider that it is impossible to tell the tone of his reaction from this post alone. It could have been excitement, shock, dismay, or confusion. One word and some punctuation is a pretty thin justification for your admonishment.

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Levvy 22

Self-blank of double post. Comments were lagged apparently.

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hombrepollo 0

I don't wanna break it to u, but ur not the father...... It's chipotle

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TheNewGuy03 28

Thanks for making me cackle like the two hyenas from The Lion King.

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GDIalex 11

#266 *thumbs up for the reference to Lion King* *thumbs down for cackling like hyena* finally, the result is neutral for you.

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DjeePee 24

So, what is the FML? That she isn't boring as shit or that you doesn't have a baby with someone you barely know?

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NagatoPain 4

You love to talk alot dont you? Go write a one page essay on another comment like yesterday!

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ramband2009 0

Gotta love a sense of humor! Gotta say that made me giggle.

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bear815 0

That sir, is what we in the field call a keeper.

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megggganr 2

hey , dont feel bad , just because your kids a stinker doesn't mean you're shitty parents !

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mileyfan17 8

Awww thats cute at least she has a sense of humor.

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Hannah_grace1414 12

...but girls don't poop ?

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

Wow 101, you're dumb.

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oops_im_fucked 8

They don't, don't worry.

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Hannah_grace1414 12

#101.copied.my."about.me."on.my.profile....creepyy?..sorry.spacebar.isn't.working.haha(;

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ohSNAPyall 26

When I grow up, I want to live on a pedestal.

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