Miscellaneous: Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it...

By shitballs_911 - 07/10/2009 11:13 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 387

You deserved it 12 324

World Environment Day : Green and Vaudevilles
Stories where love for the planet meets situations that are as green as they are funny! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 014

You deserved it 4 379

By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 791

You deserved it 25 001

Risky

By Josh - 13/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 482

You deserved it 182

By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 903

You deserved it 56 240

By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 730

You deserved it 4 182

Get off my lawn!

By Anonymous - 29/08/2020 14:09

Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 099

You deserved it 102

Sorry, I…

By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 876

You deserved it 41 883

By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 074

You deserved it 6 012

By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 881

You deserved it 3 555

Ballin'

By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 048

You deserved it 709

Dusa_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 20:02

Oh man that sucks major but is hella funny, sorry man. XD

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 20:11

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Comments

Dusa_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 20:02

Oh man that sucks major but is hella funny, sorry man. XD

greenltrn2003 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:24

yeah...at least they said sorry :-

cackle 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:26

pwnt

Nirvana99 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:26

that sucks

gizmo_987 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 0:46

Not only did you miss an orgy, but you got ambushed as well? Man, FYL.

AlexZB 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:07

at least they didn't abandon you

stone_light 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:27

Boom! Headshot!!!

IamSpartacus 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 3:58

LOL, I can't think of a reasonable situation where you WOULDN'T NOTICE 20 people behind bushes and trees near you. They must be pretty sneeky.

will90 5

Thursday 8 October 2009 19:36

Lol #67 "It was my friend's birthday and we were doing it in a forest nearby"

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Friday 9 October 2009 1:12

ive played paintball and been hit, it sucks..but ITS PAINTBALL. im not an idiot im stating fact you ****. this is actually a reply to #67 idk why its up here.

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:08

LegitDGK 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 22:09

ok it hurts but did they specifically wait to do it just to u or wud they have done it to any1 and if they did do that only 2 u then is it bcuz they hate u or just bcuz they thought it wud be funny 2 do 2 u