By too tight - 15/02/2012 11:26 - United States

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
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StreetReaper 9

The "sexy panties" aren't meant to be worn for that length of time. They are designed to be left in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.

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zingline89 18

Don't worry, with any luck, the panties will also affect your boyfriend's lower body blood circulation.

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Azail 15

Good job captain obvious. I applaud your amazing skills of observation.

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1PaulyD 9

what else is the ef em el topic going to be about if her name is too tight...

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ManlyDunsparce 3

19-Her budget for more undies possibly. Or, ya know...

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Sielune 8

This FML would be even better if the OP had been a guy instead of a girl.

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The_Troller 14

40- Actually I don't know. Would you mind elaborating, Mr. Dunsparce?

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ByronJess 17

71 - What 40 is replying to is most likely the OPs ******. Or hoo-ha Lady parts Taco Whispering eye Privates Nay-nay Pee-pee Special hole. Or whatever you want to call it.

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melrose90210 10

Well clearly she made the name specifically to post the FML... It's not some AMAZING coincidence

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Driveshaft 5

How do "sexy" panties have enough fabric to cut slits? Are you sure you're doing it right?

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primadonna9396 16

I assume OP meant lacy boy short style panties, if you've ever looked in Lasenza or Victoria's Secret you'd notice most lingerie aren't G-strings. Also lol @ everyone that said YDI, must be a) jealous fat chicks, b) idiots who still have their mommy lay out their laundry every day c) jealous unemployed fat chicks

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metaphors 1

That doesn't even make sense. Why would a fat chick be jealous of some girl's tight undergarments? o___0

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Those must have been pretty damn tight if they were cutting off your circulation. Stick with bell bottoms!

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WCARlover 34

She said panties not pants just saying, though picturing bell bottom panties is funny

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Then those were pretty damn tight panties lol!

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SluggerJ 7

Cut them off and just not ware any for the day. Just saying

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1PaulyD 9

I mean you were in a rush so cant blame ya but i hate clothes that cut circulation ;0

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EatnBeef 7

Ya know I heard they got them flavored panties now. Ya outta try those haha

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Candy panties have been around for quite a while...

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BeefyQueef 5

I see ***** wearing those types of pants on purpose!

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StreetReaper 9

The "sexy panties" aren't meant to be worn for that length of time. They are designed to be left in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.

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babeyface 0

Haha I wonder if she has used them before

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Redoxx_fml 22

Or cut up and or ripped

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jizzwold 21

Or just pulled to the side cause you are way too lazy to take em off.

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chane1100 6

97- I too am in favor of that.

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braxdan50 4

I second that motion! They may look good but they are made to be ripped off lol

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zingline89 18

Don't worry, with any luck, the panties will also affect your boyfriend's lower body blood circulation.

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RedPillSucks 31

Her boyfriend wears her panties too? :-)

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ICATiger 13

I bet that's not only thing that's tight

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RedPillSucks 31

@24 Considering your username is "instnt1nfction", I don't think anyone wants to find out. Of course, if the missing letter(s) is "le" instead of "e", then I might be interested. But I'm weird like that.

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ilulife 4

Sounds like a normal pair of panties, uncomfortable and too tight.

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drawmesunshine 17

10, I think you're doing it wrong.

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logiee_bearr 6

You fail. Panties can be sexy and comfy

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WCARlover 34

If you gotta struggle to put your panties on I think that's a sign to wear a different pair

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periwinkle95 10

Or maybe she was too fat for them? Just sayin

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betticonfetti 7

50: In which case she should wear a different pair...

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