By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
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perdix 29

#5, that might not be a woman. You might get a surprise on your wedding night ;)

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im_joking 11

And the granny strikes again!

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summerguy97 16

I hope they didn't think it was a gun.......

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perdix 29

#5, that might not be a woman. You might get a surprise on your wedding night ;)

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s0m3guy2010 21

5- I want to shoot guns that are shaped like panties.

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Sekkaichi 12

@11 You probably want to borrow Panty's panties.

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GothickNihilist 15

@34 Don't worry, I got the Panty and Stocking reference.

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kemic 7

It's really too bad that more people didn't get the Panty and Stocking reference. For those too lazy to look it up, Panty and Stocking is a cartoon series, where the main characters have clothing parts that turn into weapons. Panty turns underwear into pistols.

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RedPillSucks 31

The solution to the gun control debate?

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im_joking 11

And the granny strikes again!

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Success4444 12

I am wondering why they were "sticky" and in your pants. You aren't having any Oedipal fantasies, now, are you?

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NagainaFier 16

Static from the drier? I find random clothes in other clothes every now and then. That, or OP's mom was wearing those pants at some point.

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pmadNess 16

Eew! That would mean they were dirty.

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perdix 29

It didn't help when one guy yelled, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!"

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GuessWhatKids 13

Gool? Gol? Goll? Am I missing something?

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perdix 29

#44, "gol" is "goal" in Spanish. Andres Cantor and others scream the long "GOOOOOL!" in Spanish-language soccer broadcasts. Now that I explained it, are you laughing your ass off?

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isallwaysme 27

Yes in fact I am pedrix, another good one!

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Bubbelz 25

Good job getting along with that that typo over there. Did you you notice that I said "that" twice?

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pmadNess 16

Read before you reply. It's been explained and is not a typo.

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HowieDoIt 21

You can also bank on the fact that you're dignity slid down, too.

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HiIAmKevin 8

That's funny because I found your fingerprints as wells as handprints all over the evidence.

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bott_fml 4

Fingerprints and handprints? I'm sure the only wrong place Shaggy's hands where on were other women. That's one determined girlfriend to prove it was him!

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iammeorami 25

Scoowby scoowby dooooo!

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MeganLovesPandas 5

At least it wasn't the other way around...

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HowieDoIt 21

Jeans falling out of underwear? You'd have to be one fat dude to fit a pair of pants in those

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rg350dx 29

Or maybe a possessed pair of granny panties flying up a jean pant leg.

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Welshite 39

Don't knock it until you try it. I wear my underwear over my jeans and pretend to be a superhero. The love stricken sighs I receive make it totally worth it.

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rg350dx 29

"Pretend..." Sure Clark...

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9lashes 15

Am i the only one waiting for #7 to jump in amd explain what she meant?

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tacojauns 45

It's embarrassing but nothing to bad to worry about I hope you just laughed it off

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kaedynsmom0325 13

Happens to the best of us! My boyfriend had my thong fall out of his pants at work..!

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etoilenuit 15

This happened to me with my dads underwear when I was in front of my first grade class. Talk about scarred for life.

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theycallmekitty 13

I hope you brought the panties back for your mom. I would be upset if one of mine went missing...

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Wizardo 33

Dude you should've played it off and said you were banging one of the guys that noticed mums' that would've been badass :D

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theycallmekitty 13

She's a chick....but I guess it could still work.

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Wizardo 33

My bad, my bad, I thought it was a guy that got pantsed. Butt still, she could've gassed over it and made it less frilly. (and I'm using the mobile app so I can't exit my message, they should fix that problem)

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