Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and...

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By boogery - 26/01/2015 19:17 - United States

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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kathyFTW 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:45

wet = piss?

thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:54

Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.

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heyyou1203 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:53

ewwww. don't the machines lock once they're turned on? Sorry, that sux dude.

thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:54

Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.

JiggstheMan 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:55

You still wore your clothes right?

UncleverName_FYL 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:59

LOL, OP could be in college so i can see this happening, there's a lot of homeless people near my laundromat as well. So thats how my socks keep disappearing on me.

madam_mayham 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:00

omg that really sucks, I can't stand homeless people. There are some who aren't so bad but there are some who just disgust me, like the ones who never indulge my teletubby fetish, even for ten bucks. Gawd, so SELFISH.

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:01

Report him to the laundromat, and demand them to cover your dry-cleaning bill that you should be getting once you get your clothes back to hygienic conditions. Some people are just such push-overs.

illeyad 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:02

I agree with #14, that is awful! I would have likely given my clothes away, I don't think any amunt of washing will ever get every particle of filth off. You have to admit, it is funny to talk about later.