Health: Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as...

By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2017 13:00 - United States

Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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By Diana - 05/07/2018 01:30

Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML

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By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City

Today, I gave birth to my first born child. Somehow, my mom and mother in law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother in law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

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By Mom - 29/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00

Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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Sunday 5 December 2010 19:51

Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.

skittlebabe 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 19:50

I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something

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Hopersz 0

Monday 6 December 2010 3:04

Wow your husband is an asshole. I would have broke the damn computer. #165 Priorities? No. World of War of Warcraft is not a prioritie when your wife is going into labor and possibly already dialated. Think with your head, its a game people take way to serious and involve their everyday life in. Its like a drug but for NERDS. End of story. Karmas a bitch

cocktailpeanut 3

Monday 6 December 2010 3:12

bad timing... Cataclysm comes out Tuesday. He probably won't be much help with the kid!

mrjude 3

Monday 6 December 2010 3:16

You deserve it for being married to a WoW addict.

smydiwannafthata 5

Monday 6 December 2010 3:43

You deserved it for getting pregnant. Learn to swallow a pill or swallow the load.

jbsoftball 0

Monday 6 December 2010 3:57

your husband needs to get a life.

malisa916 7

Monday 6 December 2010 4:07

I didn't go to the hospital right away when I went into labor with either one of my sons. Even drove myself to the hospital for my second after I was tired of playing computer games. I got a ride to the hospital with my first after I relaxed and watched tv. I just figured why go to the hospital right away, lay in an uncomfortable bed and get poked and prodded every hour when I could be comfortable in my own home until it was really time to go. Everybody's different though.

snakelady 3

Monday 6 December 2010 4:17

Divorce his self centered ass and get the computer in the divorce settlings...I hate WOW its pointless

Idahoarmywife 3

Monday 6 December 2010 4:58

Castrate him with a spoon. After that, get a cattle prod and stab him with it every time he plays. It won't take him long to learn that WoW equals severe pain.

Aniblecoby 0

Monday 6 December 2010 5:26

addict

TrollinYou 0

Monday 6 December 2010 5:27

Man... If it was a dungeon or battleground or something I could understand you getting mad... But you don't frickin interrupt a raid! WoW for life noobs.