Health: Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 16:58 - Finland - Nykarleby

Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML

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By Eden - 14/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

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By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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Great mom you got there

By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 05:01

Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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By SocialSuicide - 17/11/2021 04:58

Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

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By BadLuckBetty - 09/08/2016 11:33 - United States - Millville

Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Friday 28 June 2013 2:18

Was she speaking from experience? ;)

xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Friday 28 June 2013 2:18

Cough on your mothers food. Then accuse her of whoring around. Just for laughs though.

Comments

gg27787 6

Friday 28 June 2013 8:19

Well, does your mother have any knowledge of anything? Clearly not pertaining to health related manners.

einselar 6

Friday 28 June 2013 9:17

And this lady feeds you and cares for you? I would watch out for sterilization pills hidden in your food for the next few weeks.

Cazz91 21

Friday 28 June 2013 11:55

I guess making out, simple kiss or sharing drinks never occurred as a thought either. Ignore your mother and carry on. You know the truth and know yourself better than she does. :)

simsgirlgem 25

Friday 28 June 2013 13:50

This is the first I'm hearing this considering I've had strep before and never had a boyfriend thus far in my life

Slavgaard 16

Friday 28 June 2013 14:29

It is ironic that I hit the 'your life sucks' button

Huddisher 10

Friday 28 June 2013 15:35

Sounds like a family member of mine, but she'd purposely try to make my day worse if she knew I was sick or thought I was. Lovely family members, huh?

theboy13 13

Friday 28 June 2013 17:16

I get it a couple times a year... I don't give oral, I receive it tho lol ;)

Ethrockerdude 6

Friday 28 June 2013 17:35

That's so wrong

smartswag 2

Friday 28 June 2013 20:03

I have gotten strep throat dozens of times! And I have not had a oral! So your mom is 100% wrong.

xoxonevergiveup 8

Friday 28 June 2013 20:51

So little kids are the ones who get strep throat the most often and I don't think they are all giving oral. Sounds like a mom just being a prick. Just ignore her and get to feeling better OP.