Kids: Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work...

By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Diana - 13/08/2010 01:06 - United States

Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 04:10 - Australia

Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an 'accident' in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 17:37

KICK THE BABY!

lesp 6

Friday 12 June 2009 22:31

"Be good for nap time unless you want to end up like Johnny did." "You said that was an accident Mrs. OP." "Yeah, but 'accidents' happen all the time Stevie. . ."

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hubbabubbba 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 4:34

finaly a normal coments page! usualy everybody responds to first so they wud be up front and everyone is see them!

iloveTheMiz 0

Monday 31 May 2010 16:36

Right you 'accidently' kicked a child down a set of steps.

Cigar 11

Saturday 5 June 2010 18:22

Kids suck, yay!

bridawg 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:44

haha thinking the exact thing lol

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 22:30

Innit, what kinda situation were you in for you to kick a kid?? LOL

tamoodielovesmar 1

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:56

not anymore! :)

speaktoleah 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:27

Hahahahahahahahaha that's totes hilare!!!

LynniePooh 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:26

How do you accidentally kick a child? It's like saying oh I "accidentally" shot someone

jestersshadow 0

Friday 15 June 2012 8:44

I like how he accidentally added accidentally in there

KingreX32 21

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:05

looks like im a bad person, cause im dying right now.

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