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By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

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Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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The_Big_Boss 20

She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice

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horneyhic 15

Sounds like permission to sleep with anything that moves

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Yeah. If she really isn't emotionally attached and is just using him for sex, she shouldn't care. Great way to turn it around on her.

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RedPillSucks 31

Has to have the right number of holes.

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Nothing wrong with a friend with benefits. Now you can find someone else without the emotional investment.

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jl_word 10

Sounds like the perfect relationship!

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91hayek 31

Though rare, this relationship sounds pretty good if you're just trying to hit it then quit it. Rather a ***** than a dud. With annoying emotions.

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DatWeirdoDoe 9

Um does that mean she get extra horny around u?....or nah?

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Cortezthe1st 23

Are you going to use proper grammar, or nah?

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kodaechan 6

she can buy a *****, while you get yourself a new girlfriend :)

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ktmla 14

Dump her. She's definitely a dildon't.

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tashahoneyy 13

oh OP I'm sorry:( that would hurt but on the plus side you must pleasure her well

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Dinonick 15

2 things 1. Why would she admit it to YOUR best friend 2. Maybe your buddy is lying to get with her or something. you should probably get some evidence past "he told me so" For the record these are only what ifs. Im just exploring all possibilities

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yoyocomeback 1

this is why every time I put a capital "A" on the internet, people start screaming about Illuminati

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