Kids: Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary...

By fail - 19/11/2009 06:10 - Australia

Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2022 14:00

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zoffix 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 12:09

Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)

wyld3fyr3 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 15:32

yes, because a word can totally **** up peoples lives

Comments

Amkii 0

Friday 20 November 2009 9:49

I lol'd. This is awesome!

Satara 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:06

Primary like 5th or primary oike 1st. Besides alot of the younger people are corrupted as i would call them. I know a few 7 year olds that every other word they say is considered a bad word in this society

loveyahun 0

Friday 20 November 2009 23:42

OMG! That reminds me of something that Sarah Silverman would do! xD

Eli14 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 5:27

You should only use "whilst" if the next word begins with a vowel. Don't try to be smart unless you are willing to fail this hard again.

hellFighter 0

Monday 23 November 2009 1:09

This reminds me of the song Good Riddance by Green Day... if you listen closely at the beginning you hear the guy mess up twice, then he whispers "****" and then he start playing.