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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By Taylor - 20/07/2012 18:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML

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AnneFTW 17

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

woahcomments 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

compliment fail.

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basketball03 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:47

ur boyfriend sucks!

coldasfire 23

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:10

and you swallow

electric_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:48

ouch.

woahcomments 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

compliment fail.

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

Savvy89 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:53

ROFL WAFFLE! at least he didn't say, "I really like your head, its small and cute" "it really helps your body" look at the bright side =D

sarahandjamie 1

Monday 26 March 2012 13:31

u can always change ur body though

lolwhat_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:53

This isnt much of an fml ? but the one in front of yours is ;D

bitchie 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:54

what an ass

porsche944 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:54

He was just trying to be nice, give him a break man.

Katers22 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:56

Wow. If he would have just stopped talking, that would have been nice. Sigh.

itsTiffany 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:03

What a charmer :)

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