By edulover - 01/01/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
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giantsfan2010 23

Tell your mom she's the reason douches were invented.

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Rawrzie 0

well, without you we wouldn't have any fun.

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LadiiFresH 0

lol you must be a real ass hole!!! ydi

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starile 19

Um, excuse me, 1, but I believe you owe him a little more respect than that, as it is thanks to OP you have those middle fingers.

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ICaughtFire 4

Sooo... Starlile, how do you kick ass?

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ScruffyFML 10

OP should just say that the mother is the reason OP has middle fingers.

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felipe87 2

2- if that is your ass, you should change your pic. it does not look good.

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Rawrzie 0

well, without you we wouldn't have any fun.

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giantsfan2010 23

Tell your mom she's the reason douches were invented.

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musickraze45 0

hahaha good one!

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gooBUZZ 0

Idiot... You probably deserve it. Suck it up, sir.

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gooBUZZ 0

Your point? I'm allowed to call her sir if I want. Sheesh, kids these days.

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hahaIdiot 2

7- you fail. how could you know OP is a woman?

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noto_fml 0

well 42 take your ownage and never show your face here again.

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form434 5

yea I don't think people would joke in that manner...

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noto_fml 0

a mother wouldn't joke like this unless she was .......... nah she wouldn't joke like that.

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Seethatguy 3

OP, I'd like to personally thank you for my middle finger. And now I'd like you to personally thank me for what the middle finger means presently.

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Seethatguy 3

19, if I were a pedo your mother wouldn't have been so pleased with the thrashing I gave her last night. It's good I wore a condom. We don't need another accident like yourself thrown into the mix :)

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BahahahLOL 0

GASP :0... you're god?

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derpherp 0

Gasp! You're Brok?!

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BahahahLOL 0

Brock Obama's the name. Don't wear it out.

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irockfendergirl 0

Awww, come on guys. Do you mean Barack? :)

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The_Creeper_fml 8

#20 obviously does not know her Pokemon characters.

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WeeGee_fml 0

DAMN IT BROCK this is weegee territory go catch a pokemon or something

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BahahahLOL 0

I'm gonna go perv over Misty

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therealsuperman 0

you bastards just stay away from Lois....

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weirdo1253 0

you know misty is the only one he doesn't perv on sorry had to point that out :P

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