Love: Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went...

By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By ragingwaffles - 13/08/2014 04:25 - United States - Chico

Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By dateless - 21/09/2012 11:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 22:00

Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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Saturday 25 August 2012 2:44

Is it just me or does anyone else think kissing on the first date is a little too much too soon? That's just my opinion though.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 25 August 2012 2:55

Especially a blind date

Comments

alyssa_godby24 0

Saturday 25 August 2012 7:08

ouch! that's got to suck! sorry bud!

Angel272000 4

Saturday 25 August 2012 7:08

Do that girl is cold blooded

rightspark 7

Saturday 25 August 2012 8:07

Now you know 2nd date get her drunk

yeongji 31

Saturday 25 August 2012 8:46

YDI. Give the girl some respect. Just because a date goes well does not mean it has to end with a kiss or whatever rocks your boat.

sophie22_fml 8

Saturday 25 August 2012 10:02

Even if she didn't want to kiss you because she wasn't attracted to you or whatever reason she had for not kissing you, she didn't have to say such a harsh comment, that was mean. Sorry OP FYL

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 25 August 2012 12:13

"I **** on the first date."

Special_Psycho 8

Saturday 25 August 2012 12:46

Wow. At least she didn't knee you in the groin and call you a pussy. There are hundreds of worse things that could've been worse. A dis is one of the better of the bad things that happened.

isamisis 9

Saturday 25 August 2012 14:47

I always kiss on a first date. Either buy more alcohol or avoid a second date with this idiot.

Elmoo_fml 16

Saturday 25 August 2012 19:41

Both YDI and FYL. I get why she would be reluctant to kiss on a first date - I personlly would be hesitant, too. However, the way she said it was not necessary at all, that was rather mean.