By BabeWithBrains - 08/12/2013 19:01 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML
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BabeWithBrains 7

Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)

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Top comments

Nyx_fml 23

I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".

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Korra_fml 23

well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.

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Nyx_fml 23

It must smell horrible. Hopefully his sense of smell will solve this problem for you.

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cheshirecat13242 32

Clearly OP isn't talking about an ordinary onesie. It's the best onesie in the world!!

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littlekellilee 45

If he doesn't ever take it off, the he keeps it on for showers too.

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\ 28

If it's a giraffe onesie, I'd be concerned. A previous FML had the same predicament.

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bubblyhayley 16

just undo the zip if he wears it for sex.. it will trap his little fella in it mid sesh... problem solved!! (from experience) :0

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spoo 24

Where does one get adult onesie???? I just found my new favorite article :)

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swaggalikethat 22

If he keeps the onesie on at all times, it helps seal in the flavor. Besides, if it's the superman onesie from Target, who could blame him? You see, it comes with an actual cape.

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booboohoney 12

How do you even have sex in a onesie?! Is there an opening down there?!

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SamCat 21

Some have them on the butt. I don't know about the front though o_O

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BlueFlatts 20

My understanding is that he's not getting sex because he won't take off the onesie.

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Adm_Twigs 19

as a man that has a onesie yes there is a hole and they are really that comfy... I have a feeling my woman posted this.. .

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Zimmington 21

#70- I'm surprised angry feminist haven't gotten on you for saying "my woman"

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Somuchart 3

@82 Don't judge, having it the normal way might work perfectly fine for op

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bubblyhayley 16

u just zip it down at the front. obv a guy wearing it...

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xnyletak 17

Desperate weather conditions calls for desperate measures.

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meihua 19

Desperate enough to avoid sex? Maybe it's got a dropfront

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xzanex 22

Looks like he might need to stop listening to Macklemore

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onlychildFTW 33

We'll those things are ridiculously comfy!

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kinky44 28

We will? Try "well". It's bad enough not using punctuation, don't misuse it too.

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kerbear1232 16

Try making sure it wasn't auto-correct first. This is a fun site people go to for laughs, not where they go to be belittled by jerks like you.

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KylieG818 13

Family guy moment?

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tukies 28

If it is like that onesie, I wouldn't take it off either. I would just go around shocking people.

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hannahsnyder69 16

That's exactly what I was thinking. Love that episode

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zoepie 7

Treat him like the child he is acting like, no sex for him.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Apparently he doesn't care since OP said he won't take it off for sex.

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