By michellenKG - 23/01/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 206
You deserved it 2 643
Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

jellitonoctopus 19

Needles to say you did not go, right?

146 4
Glitterhinoceros 14

Needles have never been the same after that Final Destination movie...

69 2

Comments

olibuur 9

maybe someday you'll need it, and it won't be so pointless. no? okay.

18 3
The_Troller 14

Intentional pun?

1 2
palahniukpaul 6

Could you sell it?

1 7
THE_A_TEEN 27

No, coupons have little price value. The actual value would range from a few cents to a fraction of a penny. Really, why buy a coupon?

2 0
xStaciexLynnx 15

Actually I think there's sites for stuff like that? Like if you save $10 you can buy it for $3? Or its like a big trading site. Lol. I'm not sure. Maybe I'm making it up.

0 0
rob3rt561 0

Atleast u got something, on my bitthday my mom asked me for 20 bucks!!! That was itt!!!.. :( Happy bdayy

10 1
soccercreator7 3

Let's hope this was just a prank, and the surprise party is going to happen later on today with better presents

8 1
Brainspoil 2

What woman doesn't like to get poked on her birthday. I think something is wrong with op

3 1
ladyLALAA 28

Sell it on eBay, I'm sure someone out there likes being stabbed with needles haha.

5 0
AlaskaKid95 7

Maybe she's encouraging you to meet someone and get over your fear of needles? Try to be optimistic. (:

5 0
birdfreak 24

Aww happy bday! :) and if your sister knows you have a fear of needles, she's being insensitive. Sorry

1 1
Natty23 0

The place for acupuncture, you don't even feel the needles, thats the cool part, I've been there and I've talked to people about it, everybody said they don't feel it

1 0