By BreakingTheMood - 13/11/2013 18:08 - Finland - Vanda

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Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML
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Zimmington 21

Next time start tickling his feet so It's kind of a threesome

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BeccaHugs 17

Find a new roommate or move, OP. That's inconsiderate and just flat out gross. You shouldn't have to see your roommate and her boyfriend having sex.

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euphoricness 28

OP's roommate is so rude. The least they could've done was invite her in. Tsk tsk

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amDes 11

The damage was already done, why stop? After finishing is when they can start worrying!

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Gingerette 8

@ #1: if anybody had sex in the last thirty minutes then you're qualified to sing with me!

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incoherentrmblr 21

Animal House?

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firegirl1993 21

You gotta admire that dedication though.

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Horsempeg 25

They probably were having intense sex, didn't want to miss out on an ******. Did you stay..??

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Since they didn't bother stopping, OP may as well start recording them and try to sell the tape to a **** company.... No? Excuse me as I head back to my creep corner.

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Horsempeg 25

No #44, was just plain curious is all !

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tompou6 19

Hope he paid for the repairs, though you may also want to put a steel plate in there XD

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Zimmington 21

Next time start tickling his feet so It's kind of a threesome

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perdix 29

#5, this morning, the topic of toe-sucking came up...

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Zimmington 21

#24- I hadn't read that until after I made this comment. Maybe sucking them would've made it kinkier.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I still like the thought of OP tickling them. That'd be hilarious. If somebody tickled my feet while having sex I don't know if I would be be to continue on. Or it would end up being amazing from all the twists and thrusts the tickling would cause.

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cakefete2 30

Bad idea. Those things are so big, OP could get arraigned on attempted murder charges.

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Cazz91 21

Sometimes you just have to finish when you're in the middle of the best part. Hopefully he pays for the damage.

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evan_7899 28

Then sit back and enjoy the show

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sunnyray812 42

I can see that happening in a comedy film.

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