Well offer him some toilet paper

Asking him to clean it up, I suppose is the nice way of reacting.

he was ******** "relentlessly"? more like f HIS life, goddamn

that's going to be a lot of fun to pick up(:

how do you relentlessly shit...?

was he watching nascar too?

rallets ***** relentlessly from his mouth.

Get a squirt gun and start spraying him away with it?..

69 I was thinking more like the garden hose but I'm sure everyone keeps a squirt gun handy ;)

human centipede style >:D

Why exactly do FMLs about waking up to homeless people ******** on something keep getting published..? its getting old..

after you join him you guys should get togheter and have a threesome with another homeless person.

Relentlessly...The Marathon Shitter? Yup, definitely The Marathon Shitter >:)

ugh...pull a Chris Tucker, ask for his name, run out in the streets and announce to everyone that he's taking a shit and promise that you won't tell anyone else. Well now that I think about it I'm not sure he'd care.

Friday ftw, but it wasn't Chris Tucker that said it. it was another guy, can't think of his name :(.

#18 ahaha. shit happens man!

I'd hunt his ass down. with a bag full of shit, at the ready.

what does Op mean ?

ogre penis

113:Overweight Pedestrians- the #1 cause of car body damage while driving.

they have to do it somewhere too. I mean you have a toilet, he doesn't so cut the guy some slack. haha

original poster.

ya boys name was Ezell. he was a crack head.

I would go out there a throw a roll of toilet paper at him and kick him off the deck.

lie down underneath his ass and try to catch some in your mouth then try to figure out what his last meal was

Yeah, Ezell. That's it :)

what a hero.

108 mike epps?

that's just a really funny sight in my head. ^.^

Well, I think it's time for you to get a pooper scooper; that is if he decides to come back. If you don't want him, I'd suggest you don't feed him or pat him; they tend to like that.

no.

#45................. Thank you... Just what I was going to ask! =^..^=

I think someone is practicing their vocabulary words.

well at least he wasn't having a shit hemorrhage on your front porch! :P

I like this description best

your a jerk maybe it's not his fault he's homeless

wether or not it was his fault does not change the fact that HE'S ******** ON HER PORCH.

Right... is it also maybe not his fault that he's ******** on OP's porch? He was referring the ******** on the porch being the disgusting part, not the fact that the man was homeless.

at least he isn't burning it

43- I'm a girl..

Show me your genitals....your genitals....

your genitalia!

Next thing you know, the hobo invites his friends and starts filming dirtiest porno. First off, they proceed to take *****. Secondly, the take the shit and rub it all over their chests. Not interested? Join the fun!

omg that stinks literely

Rub his face in it.

You should go take a shit on his house!

yummy

SUCKS

relentlessly lol, I'm going to use this word all day for two weeks!

that's punny. lol jk both of these jokes are getting old.

As dead as Soviet Russia.

I believe that we are all entitled to use this joke at least once... But that's just me...

I was waiting for this joke to surface and show us its shitty face.

How original.

I'm sick of this shit.

lolocaust ^

your so creative..

119 thats the coolest facial expression ever

I think OP ment that a lot was coming out...

you sir, win by a large and unmeasurable amount. that honestly made my day.

the world is his porch

Go shit on his Porsche instead.

ya because every homeless guy owns a Porsche right?

what kind of homeless guy wit a porsche ***** on someones porch

the best kind.

hehe win [:^{()

or, or orrr, op could have wiped it off and used it as lube for when zombies takeover because the lube factories will stop..

wtf is wrong with you

20- What are you, a seal?

WTF a seal??????