Miscellaneous: Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Defeated by cups - 21/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML

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By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By disheshateme - 18/11/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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EvilDoll 7

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:31

spilled it on your lap? sounds hot ;D no really, that had to burn

lillyloco 0

Friday 12 November 2010 0:57

What did we learn today? Iced coffee, bro.

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Danniiboii22 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:19

first and lmao :D fyl

oboewhore_xD 6

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:23

Not for long. :]

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:25

First to be moderated. Congratulations. You win -345 internets.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:53

Shoulda had a v8!

angeljewlz 7

Friday 12 November 2010 6:03

lol^ too funny! Poor OP sounds like something that would happen in a sitcom.

lindsaysue 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:26

Ouch. I spilled hot coffee in my lap while driving once, that was no fun for me..

sara117 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:30

very impressive.

EvilDoll 7

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:31

spilled it on your lap? sounds hot ;D no really, that had to burn

MrSassypants 32

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:31

Spider Man wouldn't have. You should hire him.

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:32

Yes I am, thank you

Fortuitous 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:34

That definitely would shatter any of my plans for the day.

BrittneySaysFTW 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:34

Damn some one had a shitty day...

DocBastard 38

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:36

I suppose that trip to the strip club tonight is out of the question.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 12 November 2010 5:16

Why? He already got his mugshots, and ladies love the firecrotch(;

austo97 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:26

win^

mintcar 9

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:38

Hot coffee burns on your lap. Hmm... hot.

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