Intimacy: Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a...

By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 12:09 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Embarressed... - 04/08/2010 10:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 03:19 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-workers son. He was eating jell-o and spilt it on his top, so I pulled off his pj's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year old. FML

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By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:41

Like a boss.

Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:42

How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?

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jessef97 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:22

Ahh that kid must of had to fun

artiststatement 21

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:27

What on earth were you doing napping while baby sitting? Good luck in the real world when you can't nap on the job. YDI.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:29

Congratulations - you're going to be this boy's masturbation fantasy for the next 6-7 years.

perdix 29

Monday 26 March 2012 3:27

Do you expect him to die or turn gay when he's 18? Otherwise, the OP can be congratulated for giving the boy a solid lifetime of masturbational images.

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:29

YDI for sleeping on the job.

mikeawesome 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:33

Did he motorboat you?

CoolBreezeKing 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:34

You must have some nice fun bags. :)

wittygirl 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:31

Really fun bags...... That's really gonna boost a woman to like her lady parts...

1710_fml 0

Thursday 7 June 2012 3:38

That will lure in a lot of little kids

Fisahgurl 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:36

To all you dorks who keep asking how he got the shirt off without her waking up, she could have been wearing a button-up shirt. Smart people. Anyway, FYL OP. I hope you slapped him.