Intimacy: Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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You deserved it 40 455

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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You deserved it 26 142

Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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You deserved it 44 686

By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 591

You deserved it 2 802

By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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You deserved it 8 786

Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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You deserved it 46 392

By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 105

You deserved it 3 347

The Three Bears Conundrum

By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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You deserved it 2 541

Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 872

You deserved it 61 035

By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 446

You deserved it 42 532

By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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You deserved it 5 262

key_2010 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:44

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:22

That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.

Comments

im_wilder 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:34

fail! strangely enough they didnt realise.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:52

At least youre gettin some!

banana_buddy 6

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:08

YDI for not inviting the whole family to join in the fun.

bh0p 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:43

how did it get on your foot? O.o

mona_is_here 10

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:12

Rule #1: do not have sex in the house full of family members. YSDI

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:49

Condom goes on the penis, not on the foot.

Vintagedasmel 3

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:33

Lmao#34!!

IronZombie 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:34

29, why not? the thrill of getting away with that is fun. op was just an idiot and got caught. this is why the mile high club is so amazing

cardoor12 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 15:29

gotta hate that

YDI_Bro 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:35

kinky ass shit right there

lost12 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:36

dumbass lol and btw first!

Trembelwick 5

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:43

lol no your not!

docscientist 9

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:43

Are you lost?

Aerious 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 21:11

I'm first too, gaiz!

key_2010 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:44

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

Suavis 4

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:16

agreed

Igor_g5 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:14

What's wrong with sex when the family's there?

Alkix 2

Sunday 16 January 2011 2:41

Sex, it's the activity the entire family can enjoy!

WallyTheWombat 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:44

48, Incest*, get it right.

goldiefox 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:46

#3 fails ass like OP....sad, just sad.

rottentomatoes 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:46

ouch..

felipe87 2

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:11

where did you think the condom went? no thoughts on clean up?

MaximilianMarche 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 19:51

seriously. you didn't think to throw the thing away after so u just threw it on the ground. ydi

Stevefett 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:12

Why do my comments appear randomly? it's almost like every other one.

Privations_fml 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:15

Did you just throw it on the floor after you finished?

uhs14 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:22

good job!!

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