By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Alright, the window's smashed! What do we take?" "How about this phone." "Nah, think bigger." "Stereo's a classic." "It's too hard to get out." "Ooh, this wad of cash! It's gotta be a few hundred dolla—" "Get your head outta your ass!" "…The steering wheel cover is nice." "You're a GENIUS!"

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Regulate 21

Steering wheel cover? Steering. Wheel. Cover. What on earth was the point in that, the cretins. Sorry about your window.

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exileonmainst 16

At least it isn't a rash of chlamydia..

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RichardPencil 30

That is fancy neighborhood! Only a highbrow thief would covet such a nancy-boy accessory as a steering wheel cover to smash and grab it. In plain neighborhoods, they’d rip out your stereo!

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MyLifeAintThatBad 10

They followed you...

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Tripartita 44

"Alright, the window's smashed! What do we take?" "How about this phone." "Nah, think bigger." "Stereo's a classic." "It's too hard to get out." "Ooh, this wad of cash! It's gotta be a few hundred dolla—" "Get your head outta your ass!" "…The steering wheel cover is nice." "You're a GENIUS!"

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Steering wheel cover? Steering. Wheel. Cover. What on earth was the point in that, the cretins. Sorry about your window.

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Kaiser Asgard 5

Your boyfriend might be the one behind those break-ins........

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