Animals: Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic....

By Halloweenie - 16/10/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

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By mutantprincess - 12/01/2016 10:48 - Australia

Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By Scarred4Life - 11/10/2015 03:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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TJPM69 0

Friday 16 October 2009 16:35

dude that sucks, i hate spiders sooo much

MiddleChild08 0

Friday 16 October 2009 16:57

I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...

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Melephant_fml 0

Friday 16 October 2009 23:30

Oh my god. I would have a panic attack and probably pee my pants. That is so disgusting and scary.

Fentown_fml 4

Saturday 17 October 2009 1:02

Shit, creepy!

Sapphy 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 1:27

O_O

bryannaaa 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 1:51

I hate spiders. so much, like. omg I just almost threw up while reading this. ugggh, spiders. grosss

blastvortex 3

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:00

You forgot to mention the part where you jumped onto the furniture and screamed like a girl. xD That seriously sucks, but on the other hand, how could you not tell that they were real? You really should've taken a better look. Of course, now you're going to have to put up with loads of cobwebs in regularly used parts of the house, and that's the part that really sucks the most.

ForceStrike64 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:07

Sleep in a glass box, the spiders are coming!

LifeInTheShadows 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:51

i think thats godly

Tchernov9 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 3:11

Jesus man, this is the scariest FML ever! I swear I hope that wasn't a box full of Black Widow "fake" spiders or Goliath and or Tarantulas! I swear the Goliath spider just leaped into my mind when I read this, and every second I felt like a real one was above me read to fall on me and crawl under my shirt! Kill them ASAP!!! Those little beasties are gonna reproduce, and takeover your home, every home is sheltering about 5-7 spiders, next thing you know it you have over 40 spiders!!! If I were you, I would get a bat and start wacking the entire place up, or just start splashing water all over the place to drown them, just get them out of there!