By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
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LovesSushi 25

Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?

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kut17 11

Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.

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Musicholic_asey 1

Wow, that sucks. I hope you get better soon, OP!

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onlychildFTW 33

It's 100x better then towels and garbage bags. This is what they're made for.

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LovesSushi 25

Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?

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nikkinurse 10

I'm a nurse and the pressure from an intense cough could make someone pee-

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daisy2101 7

Not unless you have a daily kegel exercise routine

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ryrock310 10

They have a urinary tract infection. That's why they are peeing.....

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Goldenchest 14

Is it even possible to piss that much..?

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TotallyAradical 14

UTIs don't make you pee large amounts. Just more often and very painfully.

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JayJay925 6

Why not just lay/stand in your bath or shower.

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KM96 24

It's cold ... And it would be hours long

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AKGirlinSD 20

3, OP is so sick that he/she is on bed rest. He/she wouldn't last too long in a shower. His/her energy is so low, their body feels like it got the crap kicked out of it.

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Evanito007 13

I dont know what these other replies are thinking, thats a great idea, Jay!

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kut17 11

Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.

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FaguIous 22

Urine a lot of trouble as I can see

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cooterpie 11

Just be happy you've never had it, to know its real. Although I'd much rather paint you green and call you bob. That work for you?

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perdix 29

It's actually Rocking Pneumonia. It's a symptom of the Boogie Woogie Flu.

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MindFreakazoid 10

10 - Okay, Sally.

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CharresBarkrey 15

7 - Since no one actually told you what it is, it's a less severe form of pneumonia that let's you still do your normal activity.

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LolPieRofl 11

Well eff me in the butt and call me Sally :D

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DictatorDom 5

I had it last year. It's pneumonia but you don't have to be hospitalized. But it still sucks, I was out of school for a month

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sweetmama88 6

I hope you feel better soon

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GothicAngel17 24

I feel your pain OP, my waters broke early due to a UTI. Add chronic hayfever to the mix. I peed myself and amniotic fluid would also go everywhere every time I sneezed.

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cooterpie 11

Oh this sounds delightful. I can't wait to pop out some kids now!

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GothicAngel17 24

Well, mine was 3 months early. I'm sure it doesn't always happen like that.

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SkoomaKi 27

There must be an upside to this... You don't have to get up to reach the bathroom! You're like an adult baby.

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