By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
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null_fml 11

Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.

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Xrandomkrisx 7

lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)

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Xrandomkrisx 7

lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)

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canesul 0

why did you do it? you could have refused

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ey3seecold 0

I am sick of seeing snickerdoodles pic it's sooo confusing r u a little boy or a Tiney girl it's driving me nuts change ur damn pic or get a life and stay away from other ppls miserable life dude or dudett???

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gorbeast 0

when your friends ask, just say father and son bonding time.

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skullbashd 3

so he has wood in his ass?

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reyemrein 0

1.why was your dad sitting on splintery wood with no pants on? 2.why could he not get it out himself? 3.was there no one else he could have asked besides his probably teenage daughter?

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mm121592 0

^^ youuuuuuu suckkkkkkkkk

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natedog193 0

@24 I think there would be worse things to worry about if he had a splinter in his ****. like how the hell it got there.

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lautturi 2

Not really an fml. Families help each other and I'm sure he'd do the same for you. Besides, how could he reach it himself?

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Tripout 0

WHO CANT REACH THIER ASS??? 0_0 Thats kinda nasty yo. I mean. HOW DO U WIPE IF U CANT REACH 0_0

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derschadenfreude 5

hello? that's clearly what OP is for, 53. sorry you're the pleasure slave of your dad's ass. incest ftw

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MinkaGraham 0

so your saying that if your dad asked you to remove a splinter from his butt , youd do it ? um .. woow .. gross .

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TotalStar 0

YDI for having dad with a splinter in his ass.

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matchy408 0

hahahaha at least you're willing to help him!

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BannedStory 0

hey your hot zuuzuu . any other hot pics?

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BannedStory 0

wtfux? i only aske for other pictures . its not like im gonna rape her or anythin. >.<

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null_fml 11

Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.

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kniickles 0

hmm wood in his ass... ouch

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zuuzuu_fml 0

I think everybody in this site is better off not knowing

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iamghostbad 0

@7 WIN :) it's probly part of some kinky game I wouldn't mind playing

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dedcircuit 0

I hope he learned his lesson about wooden butt plugs.

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