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By Explicit - 13/01/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By stutterboy - 11/06/2013 20:36 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:04

use lots of lube

cra_z_turtle 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:52

this kinda thing happens to everyone. Our class did a mock trial once, and the "judge" said "I now call upon the prostitution witness" instead of "I now call upon the prosecution witness". this was quite a long time ago, maybe grade 6. also, my friend and I had to explain what prostitution was to another one of my friends :S.

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greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 12:45

does it hurt?

qwerty8788 4

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:13

I take trees up there dude. I don't need lube. lune is for pu55ys. lol pun there

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:04

use lots of lube

imOaks 3

Monday 27 June 2011 19:55

lol

DollyDope 17

Saturday 29 September 2012 12:39

Butt sex... **** that shit!

cra_z_turtle 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:52

Metzler31 17

Tuesday 3 August 2010 14:22

in science class, 'organism' usually comes out as '******'.

Alye22 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:31

at times, on purpose

KatieNicole2014 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 15:54

lol tht happens to me all the time!!

looptyloop98 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:27

My friend once said ****** instead of organism. Good Times.

mrtrixxxter 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 22:32

i'm going to guess that you are from Germany or Austria because in German six is sechts (sounds like sex).

IKickKittens 0

Monday 22 March 2010 0:11

or he could be swedish where six in swedish is sex

Zestus 19

Sunday 5 May 2013 0:39

He's probably kiwi because it sounds like wan two three foa foive sex sivven eight noin tin. I kid you not.

piderman13 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 22:18

#5 god your stupid thats not the same at all! hahaha on another note thats so funny!!! i love when words are mispronounced!!! hahaha makes my day that much funnier (;

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:57

What are the mechanics of butt sex? Lol jk. Not your fault. You can't help accidents.

leaderJR 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 7:15

death note!!!

whyme_everytime 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 12:33

awesome deathnote pic =]

gs_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 19:01

heyy thats like i was in ss once and i was reading aloud about medieval times. the paper said "edward's cousin," which i said, but people thought i said "edward cullen" big mistake on my part for the twilight fans were all over me.