By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
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kickblocker 18

Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow

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j4gerb0mblitz 6

Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...

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j4gerb0mblitz 6

Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...

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enonymous 8

1 is right and it has the word 'comfort' on it too.

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silver0jay 11

You're going to need that alcohol for the days that are coming.

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n_epic_fail 14

hmmm, shove a bottle up your ass (pretending it's a bleeding ******) and yea I bet it'll work just fine... at least I hope it does.

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juicedboi 7

Southern Comfort? Your not an alcoholic. Your just a candy fiend.

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hellbilly205 17

Atleast you picked the good alcohol...

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btnhdude 0

at enonymous, "heinekin", that is all.

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slushpup9696 12

I doubt that booze is gonna comfort you down south, if you know what I'm saying.

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Keyman1212 14

I would have chosen SoCo over tampons as well. I'd have no use for said tampons anyway. Unless they'd fit up my nose during a violent nose bleed...

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bootiehole 3

You bought the wrrooong southern comfort.

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flamegrilled123 3

If anyone's seen "1 man 1 jar" you would know it doesn't work

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BelleBelle_fml 11

#37- Your comment was n_epic_fail...

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hawright 13

And your just a "juiced boi", really?

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icefshng8 9

78- bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. Please don't look that video up. Very bad memories....

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enonymous 8

48 I'm German and even I don't like heineken. Give me a Bit-burger, Spaten, Pilsner Urquel instead

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sxe_beast 11

Has anyone realized that they're from Arkansas? Lol. This from that little tidbit this FML makes total sense.

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Iheartfunny 1

I was going to make a joke about making bloody marries but that would be gross.

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Exeedingmango 0

If you have a shamwow? That soaks things up pretty well...

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justalilrandom2 4

101, I always thought it was Dutch... Is it German?

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smexykero 0

Tampons are for nerds. Just camp in the bathroom all the way.

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hellbilly205 17

Oh yea sounds fun...

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Petey_devil 0

2-I would camp in the bathroom. my period gets so bad I get nauseous, break into sweats, and muscle cramps in my arms and legslike dehydration. this fml makes so much sense.

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ugottaluvme 0

Tampons can also be used for nose bleeds. So they are more useful than beer (from "shes the man")

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Laterial 3

Good old SoCo. I have a guy who frequents the bar and takes at least 3 shots an hour.

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hellbilly205 17

Dont drink and drive...you might spill your beer...

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BB_ava 0

Reading the FML properly, I think spilling beer is the least of her worries.

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hellbilly205 17

Oh really...i had no idea..

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anongrl 2

So, 3, I'm assuming you like the smell of a dying fish?

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im_bored_tired 12

Actually, 3 is a man, so I'm guessing he has ever had to smell that. thats why it is so awesome to be a dude!?

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kickblocker 18

Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow

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Runninvegan 8

Ron:Period! Hermione: I thought your phrase was "Bloody Hell" Ron: Same thing.

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loserman67 35

BAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM -- tish* (rim shot)

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ItsApril 0

Ew, have fun with that messy situation. Pads? lol

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BelleBelle_fml 11

I'm guessing OP doesn't have pads either since she can't even buy tampons.

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randomlettrrs 8

if she cant afford pads, she probably has ductape and paper towels.

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iranoutofnames 6

An excellent choice indeed. Now you can pass out piss drunk and wake up in a blood puddle :/

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Epsilonyx 15

Well, on the brightside...when you're hungover daily in the bathroom, the shower will always be there when you need a quick clean! No tampons needed!

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brinagurl 1

Wow, well yuu can always steal...

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atlanta_lex 0

Haha that's what I was thinking! You can jack tampons but you can't steal liquor!

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BelleBelle_fml 11

So do you have a drinking problem? Nope, I got mine pretty much figured out. Love Jeff Dunham!

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hellbilly205 17

I love cookies...

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hellbilly205 17

I love john caparulo...not that any of you know who he is...hes a way better comedian then jeff dunham if you dont think so check him out yourself on netflix or youtube...

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twinny_sc 13

Psh. Who needs tampons anyway?

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