Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee...

By JavitheWrestler - 13/02/2016 23:06 - United States - Stockton

Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 03:00

Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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By klynn267 - 09/05/2012 11:03 - United States - Portland

Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML

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By ryanharp2 - 27/07/2012 05:05 - United States - Conway

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

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By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML

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By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:13

I'm not surprised. You seem a bit flighty.

Timmip12 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:14

Did you try turning it off and on again?

Comments

caggybandicoot 34

Monday 15 February 2016 5:10

You're the kind of customer I dread getting at work.

theamazingd 17

Monday 15 February 2016 5:16

YDI for yelling at people. FYL for no one realizing the problem along the way. Seems like something they would check.

KayleeFrye 39

Monday 15 February 2016 16:46

They probably would have checked if the OP hadn't been busy screaming at them.

mezochan 29

Monday 15 February 2016 6:05

I heard microwaving your phone for 30 seconds resets network settings, next time you should try that.

Eivana 37

Monday 15 February 2016 6:11

Is it really necessary to give other people hell just because you are not getting what you want? Was it really that important for you to get all bent out of shape over? I have had phones actually malfunction and I calmly asked for a replacement and got one instantly. I didn't have to act like an ass to get what I wanted.

je668 5

Monday 15 February 2016 6:18

even if your phone was broken there's no need to yell at anyone. I deal with people like you everyday who think yelling at others is perfectly acceptable. you're exactly why people dread taking customer service jobs. ydi

StrangeCatt 6

Monday 15 February 2016 6:29

The fancy notification bar at the top of your phone can indicate many things.. Including Airplane Mode.

EdenZombies 9

Monday 15 February 2016 6:50

Okay, now to turn off airplane mode, throw your phone at the sprint guy. Upon landing, you should be able to talk, text, and browse on your new crack screen phone.