By vetstudentdream - 15/04/2017 22:00 - Australia - Bellbowrie

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML
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supertacowaffle 41

I really need to stop eating and reading this site at the same time

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rwch1904 5

Why the **** were you fisting a cow?

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rwch1904 5

Why the **** were you fisting a cow?

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caffeine_addict 11

Pregnancy testing

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RockPrincess26 16

How does a pregnancy test work with the rectum?

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madethisaccount 12

it's the ideal way to check for various things

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Haven't you ever read All Creatures Great and Small by James Herriot?

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supertacowaffle 41

I really need to stop eating and reading this site at the same time

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RichardPencil 30

Do you realize you inadvertently have "cow" in your username? Or was that on purpose, you clever little minx?

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Sheepiebeepie 26

My thought as I took another sip of rum

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RedPillSucks 31

Rectum? I damn near killed um. seriously, I assume you're a large animal vet. was it rectum or ****** (artificial insemination). next time, get a summer intern to do that.

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zeffra13 31

Considering OP's username of vetstudent, I'd say they're a vet student learning how to do an exam. So either they're in a class or they are the intern.

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RichardPencil 30

What were expecting to find reaching into a cow's asshole? A bunch of flowers with a card?

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eagleriverjohn 24

Please tell me you were at least wearing a glove that goes to your elbow

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frontierfarmer 2

It's goes to your armpit, don't ask how I know. http://www.breederschoiceonline.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_20&products_id=188&zenid=7f1cc26363d7457394fe4bc3f1f7a9cb

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frontierfarmer 2

It's goes to your armpit, don't ask how I know. http://www.breederschoiceonline.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_20&products_id=188&zenid=7f1cc26363d7457394fe4bc3f1f7a9cb

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frontierfarmer 2

It's goes to your armpit, don't ask how I know. http://www.breederschoiceonline.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_20&products_id=188&zenid=7f1cc26363d7457394fe4bc3f1f7a9cb

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Lalala579121 27

Hey guys, I think it goes to the armpit.

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joshszz_fml 27

It's normal. I'd likely fart too if someone had their fist up my better end.

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vanaathiel 13

They're a vet student, it's how you pregnancy check a cow

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HanBanana15 9

Ah, learning the good old pregnancy-check, huh? Don't worry, you'll get so used to it that you won't even think before shoving your arm into a cow's butthole. And eventually, cow shit becomes different from any other shit by being less gag-inducing. Just make sure any clothing you wear gets washed with oxy-clean right away. It's totally gets rid of the smell. My dad worked on a dairy farm through all of my teen years, and I was responsible for his laundry.

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