Transportation: Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school.... - FML

By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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By watchmaker - 16/12/2009 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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By faeliality - 16/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML

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By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:02

Maybe it's God's way of telling you you need glasses.

such_is_life_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:19

Haha, I heard that somebody drove into MY school today too!! Don't suppose you live in Doylestown?

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rocker8877 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:22

YAY!!!

shoshizzle 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:59

I don't like FMLs with no information. It could be that you were just a victim of a car accident, I'd maybe you stupidly did it yourself. From the information you've provided in the FML, it seems to be 100% your fault. I'm sorry, though!

discosoup 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:49

YDI for driving while female.

jaspiir 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 6:50

Can someone say sexitst, much?

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 31 August 2009 8:30

hah

swisscows 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 22:25

my hero

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:58

In what? If it's a bike it's not really impressive :3 I'm hoping it was a tank.

MrFagHole 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:37

its not an fml its stupidity you fat. ass

epicfailuremeh 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 9:44

Woot. (:

legonut4 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 4:47

u r ******* stupid

vicoverdosed 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:09

proof, women cant drive

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Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML

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Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML

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