By TerribleAddiction - 15/02/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
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incognito1520 20

She's just trolling you.

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21jason 9

At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!

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incognito1520 20

She's just trolling you.

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Roevera 14

Gosh. That's horrible of her. Its like when you finally gain the motivation to start a diet and someone in the house orders pizza the same night.

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SecretMe00 5

Dude, not trolling but rather being a bitch. Why would she do that? Sounds like a selfish, conniving bitch.

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Codezlol 21

I am guessing you are over 18/21 if you are a married couple. She is an idiot to start smoking at that age. A lot of people make that mistake when they are young and dumb.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Successful troll is successful

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diceplaya 12

She's just making use of those left over cartons! Can't waste them

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ankoku 2

Don't give in!!! Or if you do wait till she quits!

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

Tell her to get "conveniently" diagnosed with lung cancer on a same day as well

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21jason 9

At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!

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DrMime 10

Ach-hem. Please read comment 11, thank you.

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grahambertus 11

Except since his is comment 3 that means it came BEFORE comment 11.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Sounds like DrMime has a case of "Attention ***** Commenter Syndrome", or AWCS. Just mail me my money for that diagnostic and i'll be on my way. :)

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DrMime 10

11 comes before 3, don't y'all know your ABC's???

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21jason 9

Wait 3 is before 11? No wonder why it was so hard to copy him.

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DrMime 10

Ach-hem, read my profile info. Thanks.

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CareFace 16

She decided that a loooong time ago. Married couples and regular sex is like eating onions and ice-cream.

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CareFace 16

110 - That's age playing it's part not being able to keep up to 2 times a day, not a week.

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

Where in this FML is there sharing involved? Enlighten me

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jake98899889 4

Hey at least your breaking a habit. No harm their.

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jake98899889 4

I re-read the FML. I'm sorry for the fail above.

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Margemander 4

haha, I thought you used the wrong "there" on purpose.

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Meraklez1013 9

Don't u hate wen that happens!!

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4Legend 0

*you *when If you're going to make a comment at least don't make yourself look like an idiot in the mean time.

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PaulB123 11

Meantime*. Unless you are referring to time that is unkind, or the average elapsed time. How ironic.

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DrMime 10

Eyeronic* Not even a real word, I just wanted to feel special by joining this thread :D

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FMLandurstoo 9

That's too convenient.

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Urbanchiller 0

She is just want to make you feel how she felt for whatever many years you smoked. Women Logic.

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LiveLaughFML 10

You can't live with them, but you can't live without them.

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kimmi41509 10

Sounds like you have a little bit of a pickle to handle with her.

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Calen5556 0

I read this in quite a perverted way.

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kimmi41509 10

You can take it any way you want it. (you can also take that in a perverted way)

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DrMime 10

It's a situation of negative equilibrium, she smokes: you stop. You're horny: she's tired. You cheat on her with your secretary: she proposes a three-way.

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DrMime 10

Haha, it's a picture of me. I look like a cross of Gerard Way and Johnny Depp... weird, but whatever.

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