Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss....

By el_Jeffe_D - 11/09/2016 16:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML

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By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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By Unlucky - 18/10/2018 23:00 - United States - Altoona

Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML

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By Eyefreshener - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 16/10/2013 00:38 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By urinetrouble - 04/05/2017 06:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML

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By prettysmellingbedroom - 15/02/2012 14:18 - United States

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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thawny_fml 21

Monday 12 September 2016 9:37

That's not that bad. Where I live if I heard a hiss I'd be dead.

LostInTheZone11 29

Monday 12 September 2016 9:36

I'm saying both on grounds of the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

Comments

klutzyduck1 24

Monday 12 September 2016 9:35

Wow you think you'd just squeeze your eyes closed after the first time, peeing in the datk's not bad...normally it's a self correcting mistake. However, at work when I have to go the ER, I always hit my head on the tvs because they're above eye level. Hopefully it won't happen again for you.

LostInTheZone11 29

Monday 12 September 2016 9:36

I'm saying both on grounds of the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

M3DO 24

Monday 12 September 2016 19:59

"Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper and let it rain on you."-J.Cole

hkhan24 23

Monday 12 September 2016 9:36

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me..

ellabellaboom 24

Monday 12 September 2016 10:49

Ahh, you're about a couple seconds late there, bud.

thawny_fml 21

Monday 12 September 2016 9:37

That's not that bad. Where I live if I heard a hiss I'd be dead.

hman1025 17

Monday 12 September 2016 20:16

*checks location* Yep.

Garagedwella 26

Tuesday 13 September 2016 0:15

Obligatory "Snakes on a Plane" reference

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Monday 12 September 2016 10:04

Those things are supposed to be installed about 8+ feet from the ground, preferably up where the wall meets the ceiling. So either you are a professional basketball player, or the guy who installed it is an idiot.