That went well

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with my hair on fire. FML
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ihartmytdi 23

Lesson for today: Don't try to change someone who has quick access to a lighter.

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Exodiafinder687 58

That's just so wrong that your friend abuses drugs. What did the drugs ever do to him/her that makes it ok to beat them?

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ihartmytdi 23

Lesson for today: Don't try to change someone who has quick access to a lighter.

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MrConcise 34

Or you should arm yourself - tit for tat, baby!

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lnheritance 19

OP should just cool his head and take baby steps for his friend.

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cakefete2 30

I've got a better idea. OP should change their name to the Human Torch.

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wildgenius 13

Being honest, that's actually pretty hot.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Now fire is funny... But a flaming clown... Is not funny...

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Exodiafinder687 58

That's just so wrong that your friend abuses drugs. What did the drugs ever do to him/her that makes it ok to beat them?

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Liamj774 36

But what if the drugs deserve to be beaten?

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fie26 9

When did they ever say that they were going to beat their friend?

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FMLusername969 21

IT'S A JOKE.

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Marebare23 17

Umm. Read it more carefully. It's funny.

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Is it physical abuse or is it more psychological?

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Teddzz 19

Better tell that friend your didn't catch fire for nothing.

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matt721 8

Maybe you should just hire a person who does this for a living. So then you get to keep all your hair and your friend might also benefit!

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MisterEx 28

I know the economy is bad these days. But having my hair on fire was never on my potential jobs list :/

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dragoongirl90 34

Why are you such a hot head?

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mind_geek 15

No brother, they expect one in the wreckage.

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Its a shame when you have a friend that abuses drugs. Its sad to see them addicted and against stopping. Hopefully you can get more help for them before they do something stupid to themselves.

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luststarrr 22

Or someone else ... like OP, for example? ;)

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Zebediabolical 39

In my personal experience, interventions that don't involve professional help or support rarely work. But I can understand your concern for your friend.

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stryder9090 28

Sounds like your friend might need a dose of anger management to go with their rehab

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meli1195 31

they might not have anger issues. some people that ate addicts will do anything to keep getting drugs because addiction does that to you. makes you prioritize drugs above all else

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