Stalking

By Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00

Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML
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tounces7 27

Does your dad really look that much like an old lady?

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Did the cops buy that story or was a ticket still given.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Did the cops buy that story or was a ticket still given.

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tounces7 27

Ticket for what? Pretty sure that's not a traffic violation of any sort.

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tounces7 27

Does your dad really look that much like an old lady?

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GamerChickxoxo 16

actually "following too closely" is an offence that is tickatable in the US and in Canada it earns you a fine and you lose 4 demerit points.

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jbuckets_404 38

And obviously, he drives like an old woman, too! Smh....

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Bubbilility 27

Maybe OP didn't get to see the driver because they were behind them? Especially if they were in a small car and it's an American 'truck'.

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tounces7 27

That's assuming they were tailgating. I read it as simply following them.

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Bubbilility 27

Oh no! That sucks. I sometimes forget that my mother bought a new car and get lost looking for her old car in parking lots.

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reborne 9

How on earth do you even "forget" you've given a vehicle away?

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dasin 18

the new one still isnt your own and could have also been a red truck

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