Sorry Babe By FML Videos - 04/10/2018 18:30 - United States - New York Don't hate me please! I agree, your life sucks 328 You deserved it 83 Share Tweet Share
Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML I agree, your life sucks 224 124 You deserved it 35 800
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML I agree, your life sucks 528 You deserved it 127
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 147 You deserved it 5 497
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 576 You deserved it 3 139
Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 355 You deserved it 3 929
Today, I looked at a girl's profile on a dating website, and it told her I'd visited it. Later on, she sent me a message. It said: "Don't even think about it." FML I agree, your life sucks 38 656 You deserved it 3 798
Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 557 You deserved it 1 572
Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML I agree, your life sucks 22 491 You deserved it 4 366