Shouldn't have said that! By FML Approved - 15/09/2017 03:30 - France - Paris Requesting nudes is always a delicate operation... I agree, your life sucks 446 You deserved it 200 Share Tweet Share
Today, my son told me not to be silly, because things like the Tooth Fairy and Santa don’t exist. He’s three years old. I guess we’ll just skip all the magical moments of his childhood I was looking forward to, and start the process of turning him into a soulless adult who doesn’t know how to have fun. FML I agree, your life sucks 410 You deserved it 200
Today, I was so nervous introducing myself to my new team, I actually mispronounced my own name, badly, and now that’s how everyone refers to me, but again, I’m too nervous to correct anyone. It’s been a week already, so correcting them now would be extra weird. FML I agree, your life sucks 177 You deserved it 469
Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 771 You deserved it 2 771
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 267 You deserved it 6 880
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 672 You deserved it 394
Today, my niece came to visit from out of town. It's also the day my partner tested positive for Covid. To minimize contact, I told her I would take her to the train station while he isolates. She refused. She then spent the day sitting as close to me as possible, hoping I was a carrier. She WANTED to catch it. FML I agree, your life sucks 709 You deserved it 134
Today, my long-term relationship of over a decade ended very badly. We didn't speak nor look at each other while I was dropping his stuff off. Of course, my car battery died, and I had to ask him for help and had to see his parents. His dad couldn't get the hood open for about ten minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 452 You deserved it 111
Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 302 You deserved it 4 516
it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!