Pirate move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
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AyeJay101 25

"Hey guys, watch this..." Infamous last words till stupid stunt is done.

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corky1992 33

Why on earth did you possibly think that was a good idea? Those things flip so easily and also wearing glasses probably wasn't a good idea either.

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604 11

Kayaks are usually built for one paddler; how the heck were you planning to jump into your friend's? ...are you sure you weren't using canoes?

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Jowisee 29

Actually, canoes are one-person boats that you sit inside, Kayaks are 2 or 3 person boats that you sit on top of like a normal rowing boat.

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beastiness 14

Actually you have it backwards, kayaks are the ones you sit inside with one or two people max, canoes are open deck boats. I paddle and it annoys me that people make that mistake all the time

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604 11

Preach! PS: I'm Canadian. I know the difference between a canoe and a kayak :P

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CA4495 17

You're just STARTING to think it was a bad idea? You should've known it was a bad idea as soon as you thought it.

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Lalala579121 27

Generally if something starts with "wouldn't it be cool if..." it's a bad idea.

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AkBunny907 18

Do you at least have the excuse of being intoxicated?

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NYGiants1925 22

What made you think that would go well? You're a complete idiot.

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Joshawott 21

For future reference, whenever you figure something will be awesome, it won't be.

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