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By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 254

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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This is wrong

By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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You deserved it 3 411

Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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You deserved it 106

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 191

Confinement's gonna be fun

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 364

By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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You deserved it 551

As you were

By ryan and Zack - 25/02/2010 22:30 - United States

Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML

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You deserved it 7 960

Weird kink but OK

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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You deserved it 473

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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You deserved it 45 831

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 16:26 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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You deserved it 3 535

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 July 2019 17:35

Don’t leave us hanging! What happened when dad met the side guy? This ought to be good!

bosniangirl27 21

Friday 26 July 2019 20:19

Well.... what happened next?

Comments

Kaneki Chiaki 15

Friday 26 July 2019 16:48

Was it your mother? Or may be someone broke into your house and had sex?

Henry8cooper 15

Friday 26 July 2019 16:49

A lot more information than you really needed I guess...

acmariner99 25

Friday 26 July 2019 17:11

Could it be something on tv?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 July 2019 17:35

Don’t leave us hanging! What happened when dad met the side guy? This ought to be good!

bosniangirl27 21

Friday 26 July 2019 20:19

Well.... what happened next?

LostSoul 19

Saturday 27 July 2019 2:28

and the punchline is?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 27 July 2019 2:34

I hope your dad gave the other guy a few good punches to the face.

HokieJ 10

Saturday 27 July 2019 2:36

You have a new daddy now!

Cowgirl1293 26

Saturday 27 July 2019 6:50

But what if the new "dad" might just actually be his biological father??

404wan 19

Saturday 27 July 2019 17:35

Didn't i see almost the same FML a short while ago?

Deadputz57 4

Saturday 27 July 2019 18:09

So, who was sex?

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Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

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Today, my husband kindly offered to take me on a brewery tour. Turned out the brewery is owned by his ex-girlfriend and there was no tour after all. Just me standing awkwardly for 25 minutes while he chatted to her about her family and stuff they used to do together. FML

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Today, a local liquor store gave me a holiday gift for being such a great customer. They're not the first ones to do so. FML

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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