Miscellaneous: Not that there's anything wrong with that

Not that there's anything wrong with that

By notgay - 21/06/2015 06:04 - United States - Cranford

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

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By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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Catch 22

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

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By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. - 19/06/2014 21:05 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

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drewTheMan 8

Monday 22 June 2015 0:11

I guess it's pretty clear your dad never studied with anyone

karacakal2 30

Monday 22 June 2015 0:19

That's a whole new level of dad joke

Comments

Abhimanyu 14

Monday 22 June 2015 6:26

Gaydar xD that cracked me up xD

HardOrphanMaker 10

Monday 22 June 2015 6:32

kiss your friend on the mouth thats what I do when my dad calls me gay.

nitrog100 21

Monday 22 June 2015 8:11

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Miss_Batgirl17 12

Monday 22 June 2015 8:59

I'm pretty sure he was just teasing you, OP. Don't worry about it, parents love to tease their children lol.

Grauncho 27

Monday 22 June 2015 9:10

Sure you aren't ;3333

bulletsinthewind 21

Monday 22 June 2015 9:25

He's hopefully just doing it to annoy you.

live2loveurself 11

Monday 22 June 2015 9:27

So what if you're not gay? You're making it seem like it's annoying or negative to be mistaken for a gay person, when it's just as normal as being straight is.

limabeans101029 20

Monday 22 June 2015 12:44

I see your point but, to be fair, as a bisexual person it's annoying when everyone assumes I'm straight. It'd be like me constantly telling someone I'm bisexual and having them keep assuming I'm straight. That'd be very annoying so I can see where OP is coming from.