Work and Awkward: Lost

Lost

By directionally challenged - 18/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, the employee entrance to my workplace was moved. Not only will no one tell me where it is, they all insist it wasn’t moved. There’s literally a sign on the door that says the entrance has been moved. FML

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You deserved it 84

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By Bowerbird74 - 30/08/2022 13:00 - Bulgaria

Today, it was a new co-worker's first day, and yet again management told them to use the room I always use, and I yet again had to relocate my stuff to accommodate the newbie. FML

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By Morgan Jones - 18/06/2019 20:08

Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML

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You deserved it 425

By Disgruntled ADP - 26/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Dallas

Today, we moved desks for the umpteenth time, and my supervisor stuffed me in a corner by the door with no one around to talk to. The worst thing is I hear the badge reader beep every few seconds. It's already driving me crazy. FML

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You deserved it 198

By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 16:59 - United States

Today, after driving hundreds of miles to sign the paperwork for my new job, I found out the guy who hired me recently quit, and HR has no idea who I am. FML

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Out of the blue

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Oxford

Today, on my last day of vacation with my family, and after moving my kid back home after their college graduation, I received a text message from my supervisor that said, “Hello, your services are no longer needed" and that they would pack up my desk and mail it to me. I can’t get anyone to explain why or even answer me. FML

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You deserved it 74

By Fmyoffice - 27/11/2009 19:51 - United Kingdom

Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

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You deserved it 2 757

By chappedchap - 07/03/2016 22:47 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, we were notified that our office will be relocated. Employees can tag along but their wages will not be adjusted accordingly. The cost of living at the new place is way higher. I have to finish my contract and really can't afford to not have a job right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 668

You deserved it 1 239

By Andrew Dutch Beebe - 25/08/2019 20:00

Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML

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You deserved it 103

By bosslady - 30/06/2015 09:57 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

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You deserved it 2 291

Pros and cons

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 06:00

Today, I was promoted to a management position and finally get to have my own office, only to find out it's located in the basement and has no windows. FML

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You deserved it 122

Thaylok 17

Thursday 18 April 2024 16:44

take a picture of the sign on the door and go to HR and see how they respond.

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 20 April 2024 1:20

they probably told you it was moved because it wasn't. someone probably hung that sign up as a joke

Comments

Thaylok 17

Thursday 18 April 2024 16:44

take a picture of the sign on the door and go to HR and see how they respond.

Yudith 24

Thursday 18 April 2024 18:23

Pass by the window, or follow a fellow employee. Worst case scenario, go through the main entrance.

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 20 April 2024 1:20

they probably told you it was moved because it wasn't. someone probably hung that sign up as a joke

Evolving_Squid 15

Sunday 12 May 2024 16:59

Because nobody has ever put a prank sign on a door.

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