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By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
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cryptic26 12

That man seriously needs to invest in a lock.

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caitylynn05 16

Lol, why did you keep going to see him after the first time??

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ifavela89 13

lol gross where do you keep walking in on him?

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sasyquin 13

Could be worse... U could have walked in right when he came and made eye contact.. But its still awkward to see that i recommend THERAPY ASAP

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TheBrochure 22

Worse than that still: his load could have made eye contact with OP!

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perdix 29

I'd think after the first time, you'd learn to walk backwards and make lots of noise as you entered rooms. On the other hand, your mum has a job to do!

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psiloveyou15 12

Invest in some horse blinders and earplugs. Or avoid your father at all costs today.

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maximus_prime 24

He must be a Manchester City supporter, Go Man United!!!

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worldclassrager 39

Lock yourself in your room...you should be safe...

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