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By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 10:00

Today, after nearly three hours of watching the new Batman movie, I realized that the film was a waste of time and moments of my life that I will never get back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 340

You deserved it 1 030

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By Mark A. Collette - 24/06/2023 15:00

Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 225

You deserved it 841

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 376

You deserved it 941

By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 382

You deserved it 44 653

By Nate - 06/03/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 553

You deserved it 52 650

The Force is weak with this one

By fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 840

You deserved it 1 161

By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 822

You deserved it 63 055

Delays expected

By stampslife - 28/11/2014 08:00 - Canada - Agassiz

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 811

You deserved it 3 145

By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 405

You deserved it 24 391

Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 124

You deserved it 20 255

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 938

You deserved it 7 024

slkeithh 14

Tuesday 15 March 2022 12:44

Poor baby

AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 15 March 2022 10:39

One of the best Batman movies yet

Comments

AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 15 March 2022 10:39

One of the best Batman movies yet

mattiagardin 15

Tuesday 15 March 2022 11:15

Nice trolling attempt lol

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 15 March 2022 11:22

YDI for not waiting to stream it.

docdann 3

Tuesday 15 March 2022 12:05

You should have known when you saw that no talent Pattinson was the lead…

slkeithh 14

Tuesday 15 March 2022 12:44

Poor baby

Sagar Nair 11

Wednesday 16 March 2022 16:33

Clearly you’re not a true Batman fan and you’re blind to see how brilliant this movie is.

Gemfez 15

Tuesday 29 March 2022 12:43

I enjoyed it.

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